a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via tupacistan)
I’m not going to be used like that ever again
getting my phone charged for the infinitesimal amount of awkward moments that are bound to occur tonight.